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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

9:05 PM - I have a debilitating disease

No, no, no, no, not Asberger's--though some would claim differently. I have strep throat. My damn uvula is hanging, quite literally, into my throat and choking me every 5 seconds; each of my tonsils are roughly the size of my fist; and I keep on coughing (or depending on how much I drank that night, vomiting) up blood. Trust me, this is not fun.

But I have found a silver lining. People stay the fuck away from kids with strep. I begin my conversations with: "Hi! I'm Newbie. I have strep-throat!"
Without fail, the individual backs away from me and quickly spits out whatever issue they're having (because, of course, they wouldn't be talking to me unless something was wrong, right?).

I also went on an interview for a new job today and went berserk on the HR lady cause her initial offer wasn't high enough. Don't I feel like a cool-guy?

Answer: no, not really.


Oh, by the way, this is possibly the sexiest picture EVER:

Oh, before I forget, since RE4 is coming out for the Wii (which i love, BTW, i just finished Zelda) I should post this.

How NOT to play RE2:




--HK_Newbie

Blogger The_Consultant said...

I am dissapointed in you newbie. I have waited a week for the official "Grindhouse" review so I can determine if it is worth my money or not and none has come.  

Blogger hk_newbie said...

I haven't gone yet. Stuck out in Virginia till monday. I'll probably check it out sometime next week and post (more than likely) a scathing review.  

Blogger The_Consultant said...

How could that be the case. There is a chick with a gun for a leg, it already deserves 14 thumbs up just for that.  

Blogger hk_newbie said...

Plus, Fergie gets dismembered by zombies...hell, what was i thinking? I'm skipping work and going to see it now!!!!  

Blogger calamityJANE said...

ryan was supposed to comment about the video but i'll just come out and say it:

that's exactly how i play silent hill. =T  

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