Similar to Somethingawful.com's "Awful Link of the Day", I deliver to you two of the worst "Personal Home Pages" that I have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on. They are so enigmatically retarded that one can't help but think that they're some sort of joke. But alas, they have both been confirmed by members of the 4MR to be in fact...real and entirely serious! God help us.
This first link can be described as precisely 100% why I hate people.
The second link reads something along the lines of a combination between Mad Libs and a Chinese restaurant placemate.
Last, I bring you what is capable with one of the true wonders of the world: Google Video. It's been around for some time now as I'm sure you all know, but just recently I have found a wonderful use for it. With this tool I have found a new wondrous way to waste time by watching Mixed Martial Arts highlight clips. In particular, my favorite has got to be watching Genki Sudo who is best known for his flamboyant entrances and ring antics. Sudo was actually at one time a Japanese Pro-wrestler but has made the transition into MMA perfectly.
Sudo Mania!!!
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-RaiNny
hk_newbie said...
Thank you for this ceasless stream of internet sewage, rainny. You are a true hero. I despise you.
The_Consultant said...
What martial arts does that guy incorporate? It looks like a combination of kick boxing and jujitsu. He makes it look really cool.
The Salvage Bar said...
Google video is great for spreading the gospel of MMA.
As far as what martial arts they use:
On the grappling side, most of these guys come from studying jiujitsu, or competing in one of the wrestling sport circuits like Sambo or Pancrase. On the striking side, I see a lot of guys who have studied Muay Thai or kickboxing, and a few boxing and kung-fu.
RaiNny said...
Salvagebar has got it pretty much dead on. Most of the guys do Muay Thai and Brazillian JiuJitsu. Though often times they come from a heavy wrestling background before they get involved. As for Sudo, from what I read about him he was the All-Japan wrestling champion and then got into Pro-Wrestling which explains his insane entrances and mockulatory style in the ring. And he, just like everyone else in MMA does BJJ and Kickboxing.