i'm having shitty days.
i've been taking a shit almost every day now. it feels good to be regular again.
this is really good shit. just really good. and "shit" finally refers to actual fecal matter. haha. not that devil-weed and not the dragon. just real poopie.
i know it's weird to be happy about it. but i don't know. when i'm shitting right, i start to feel better. like when i first became vegetarian and started having those clean shits on a regular basis...oh man. i don't think i ever told anyone how excited i was.
i'm regular. and there's nothing like feeling really healthy. this is way better than when i wasn't shitting for weeks at a time. god, those days were terrible.
sometimes, i even feel the urgent NEED to shit. and the shit that comes out isn't weird...you know, like gross and soft and extremely smelly. usually i associate urgency with really bad shit (eg diarreah) which i don't think i've had in a really long time...i mean, my shit is just so consistent and not even that foul smelling (but hey, i know my shit stinks). and when i wipe, it's clean!
you can tell a lot by how much your shit stinks.
anyway, i'm supposed to be in class or something like that. but i think i'm going to shit first. ah. have a good day.
(01/30/2006- My days have not been shitty, unfortunately. =T )
--calamityJANE
hk_newbie said...
Calamity, I think you have some sort of fecal obsession. I'm both sickened and excited.