Greetings, potential investor or customer. This is our newest model of wanna-be assasin/uber-soldats, otherwise known as the "Doc Destroyer". The Doc Destroyer comes complete with over 2000 points of articulation, various explosive and non-explosive accoutrements, and 25 bad-ass one-liner's like the classic "ninja-style, baby!" and "you can't stop me, nothing stops EVIL!"
Our Doc (D) series of mercenary soldiers have little-to-no emotive capability or sentimentality; a feature that comes in quite handy during those "crush any and all opposition" especially if the rebel leaders are comprised entirely of attractive, idealistic, and boxum blondes.
Additionally, the D-series, when purchased in bulk, includes some specialized models that compliment the overall capabilities of the purchased platoon.
Sniper Doc: Is one of our more popular specialized models. He includes an Accuracy International .308 sniper rifle with a high quality dot-matrix scope, gila suit, and a cool looking pair of aviator sunglasses that reflect the departing souls of his vanquished targets. Or the sun. Both of which looks pretty damn neat, regardless. 
One man Army Doc: Armed to the teeth in the latest high-tech gear; trained in the ways of aikido, judo, crav-maga; able to subsist entirely on ramen noodles and oatmeal; skilled in dissapearing, re-appearing, and forgetting where the hell he's really supposed to be; the one man army D-series is creme de la creme of the entire Doc Destroyer line of super soldiers. 
Sneaky Ninja Doc: Is bred for reconnaissance and escaping potentially uncomfortable social situations (i.e. dates, parties, holidays). As you can see, taking a picture of one of these particular models is quite difficult, if not impossible, so the best one can hope for is catching a glimpse of a truly awesome shadow. The Sneaky Ninja Doc comes equiped with the typical ninja outfit, two ninja-burger hamburgers (for those long recon missions), and a mag-lite (for lighting up the darkness, or braining someone, or sometimes both at the same time!).
We hoped you enjoyed this short overview of the Doc Destroyer series. Whether it's enhancing shareholder value, freeing small countries from an oppresive regime at bargain-bin prices, or keeping alien forces at bay until you and your wealthy family escape to mars, the D-series is here to kick ass and take names.
--HK_Newbie
The_Consultant said...
I have to start by stating my opinion that guns are for men with small dicks that can't do the job by hand or with a sword. That being said, I have to admit that Doc looks pretty fuckin bad ass in the picture where he is holding two guns.
The_Consultant said...
I think that is "Doc Destroyer" just to clarify.
hk_newbie said...
it's all about the look, consultant. After I pose for a couple of moments, I drop the guns and start snapping necks like a fox in a hen house. Or, a ninja in a samurai congregation (whatever the collective noun for a bunch of samurai is).
hk_newbie said...
actually, it's a scout, but who's counting?