"Why, Newbie" You might ask?
"Because it's fucking stupid" I may reply.
No harsh feelings or anything. It's actually kind of funny, but it could have recursive effects, right? Let's not allow recursion. That sucks. Majorly.
Sincerely,
HK_Newbie
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