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Monday, August 15, 2005

12:29 PM - Memo to the Writers:

I know we've all had some form of higher education. I also know that most Universities and Colleges have a base writing competence requirement. As such, do you think that you could follow some modicum of traditional English decorum? i.e. Proper punctuation, grammar, and for God sakes CAPITAL FUCKING LETTERS!!! I realize that this may seem trivial to some of you but I have a reputation to uphold. One day when I'm running for President of the Universe I can't have my association with people unable to comprehend the most elementary of literary etiquette shoved in my face for my opponents to gain leverage (who will most likely be either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Bruce Campbell, both arduous adversaries with a filmography besting my own thus far). In closing I leave you with what could quite possibly be the greatest .gif of all time!


P.S. Using spellcheck every once in a while wouldn't kill you guys either. Faggots!

-RaiNny

Blogger hk_newbie said...

There should be a comma after "closing" in your last sentence.  

Blogger RaiNny said...

"There should be a comma after "closing" in your last sentence."

Would you believe that I did that on purpose as a test?

"i don't think you have a diploma from new york's finest humanities high school, whose only known rival is stuyvesant high school!!!!"

You're right, I don't even have one of those "Regents" Diplomas! God, I'm such a failure. But one thing I do excel at is upholding professionalism. And we all know that the 4ManRevolution is the epitomy of professional grace! Upholding the rites of our forefathers in only the most ethical of literary prose. Our ability to discuss fecal matter, video game lore, and tom-faggery in a highly polished fashion is unparalleled!  

Blogger hk_newbie said...

"also, i'll tag my entries next time, sorry, doc. "
Don't worry about it. It fills me with glee to sign your nom de plume.

"Upholding the rites of our forefathers in only the most ethical of literary prose. Our ability to discuss fecal matter, video game lore, and tom-faggery in a highly polished fashion is unparalleled!"

Hear, Hear!  

Blogger RaiNny said...

Newbie do you ever check your GMail account?  

Blogger hk_newbie said...

" Newbie do you ever check your GMail account?"

I can't, the firewall blocks it and at the moment i don't have external internet access. Send whatever you need to send, temporarily, to my work address: ryan.dougherty(at)lmco.com  

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