hey!! i'm in korea!!! i am super excited...i'm shaking all over. i don't really know why.
boarding time is soon. internet was 3 bucks for 60 minutes.
whew. ohkay, i'm not excited anymore. now i'm sleepy. which is good. it's 5AM in new york. i should be asleep. there are many things i should be.
that's all for now...i still have to go poo before boarding. the incheon international airport bathroom facilities have been deemed worthy by my bowels!! AND HAHA, i'm leaving my shit in korea!!!
oh and by the way- crocodiles love me!!! or rather, i guess, i love crocodiles.
--Calamity Jane
hk_newbie said...
Don't worry rainny, we know where it lives and what it looks like. Soon it will be but a suitcase...actually, probably more like a wallet.
RaiNny said...
"i'll just have to paint a portrait of it with not just one, but two! Count em' TWO! awesome paint brushes! And yes, it finally came. Ah, I love my art collection."
Someone alert the ATF!
hk_newbie said...
you know, i just sorta noticed. Does Jane have a thing about public bathrooms, or is just taking a dump period?
RaiNny said...
" you know, i just sorta noticed. Does Jane have a thing about public bathrooms, or is just taking a dump period?"
Jane suffers, unadmittantly, from being incredible analy fixated...though she doesn't exhibit the telltale obsession with order. she does though, love thinking about her ass!
calamityJANE said...
i specifically left out the words "ass," "anus" and "butthole" from this post because i knew it would open up the subject of my alleged "anal fixation." i'd like to state once and for all that it's not an anal fixation so much as a fecal fixation...which i guess does not sound any better...in fact it sounds worse...BUT AT LEAST I DON'T CHOKE DOGS.
i better just end this comment now before it gets any worse...
Doc, i believe i did poo in your mom's bathroom once but sorry eric, i don't think i even know what your bathroom looks like.
hk_newbie said...
No eric, that was MY bathroom in the basement, remember?
and jane, I'm honored to accept your waste.