in the states, we have something called build-a-bear, right? well, in the philippines, we don't have the money or the resources to make such high quality teddy bear materials such as cotton stuffing and plastic eyeballs. however, we do have an abundance of livestock. here is some photos of a new craze hitting the philippines called "build-a-cow."
for just 10,000 pesos, less than 200$, you get enough skin, organs, bones, limbs, and a full-sized cow head so that you can build your very own cow!! it's all delivered right to your door by trisecad.
all you have to do is call all your friends over to help, fit all the cows pieces together, and fill it up with blood. it only takes a few dead babies to fill up your cow!!
build-a-bear vs build-a-cow?
-cows are delivered to you by a skinny filipino man with a machete on a trisecad, teddy bears are bought in stores or delivered by the UPS.
-teddy bears are full of yucky cottony stuff, cows are full of organs and baby's blood and sometimes disease.
-teddy bears sit on your bed and stare at you, build-a-cow cows decompose and collect all sorts of interesting insects as the weeks go by and in the end can become a long-lasting supply of bones to chew on for your family pet!!
it's no contest!!! building cows are way cooler than building teddy bears.
--Calamity Jane
hk_newbie said...
WE MUST BUILD A COW! I recommend an official gathering of the 4MR for the sole purpose of gathering the necessary ingredients and creating this magnificient philipino verision of build-a-bear. Genius. Pure fucking genius.
Maybe we could start up a business in America on the same concept?
hk_newbie said...
I move that the "cup of blood" caption be changed to "cup 'o blood". It just sounds better. Do I hear a second?
The Salvage Bar said...
Man, I want a steak, medium rare.
calamityJANE said...
build-a-cows are not for eating!!!
hk_newbie said...
" build-a-cows are not for eating!!! "
That is correct. They are for looking at and learning (about decomposition) and loving (in a platonic way, you sickos). I love my build-a-cow. His name is Floppy.