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Thursday, November 03, 2005

6:24 PM - An Introduction

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! My name is Kosta and apparently I've been invited to be a contributor to 4MR. Before actually contributing anything of merit, however, I would like to waste everyone's time with a drawn out introduction, so those who are not familiar may better get to know me as "the asshole with the drawn out introduction".

For those who are not aware, I am RaiNny's roommate at Stony Brook. I have indirectly contributed to this site in the past, helping RaiNny locate a suitable Hentai-beast for one of his past articles. I guess you could say I've been the go-to guy when it comes to downloading and searching Hentai for ridiculous screenshots and video clips - whether or not that's something to be proud of is another story. I also have my own website that I have written for over three years now, for what it's worth.

I will say I was somewhat surprised at RaiNny's invitation to join the crew, if only because it was out of the norm. As you can see in this pie chart (which I put together with my awesome Excel skills) our conversations usually don't involve much depth:


Somewhere in that two percent RaiNny offered me the opportunity for write articles for 4MR, an opportunity I took.

With all of that said, let me tell you something about myself. I'm going to use lots of pictures in doing this, because pictures require less thinking than words. Like most good red-blooded American boys, I have a variety of interests, including:


I only listed the last item because I derive great joy out of imagining myself kicking Ann Coulter in the face. Repeatedly.

RaiNny would also have you think I spend 23423452345 hours a week on fantasy sports. That is completely untrue. I only spend 1853234 hours a week on fantasy sports. The rest of my time is spent watching real sports and sleeping.

While I'm on the subject of using pictures to aid the verbally-deficient, I'm going to give a demonstration of the cutting-edge humor I hope to bring to this site. Behold:

LOL OWNED!


Just kidding. I'll be writing on whatever comes to mind from time to time, but no sports. No, none of that. Not even an odd Chris Sabo reference. Most people wouldn't get it anyway. Besides, if I start talking about sports there's always a chance that in 15 minutes I'll become a shaking, rambling mess who can't stop screaming at Kenny Rogers to throw a damn strike, PLEASE THROW A STRIKE, DON'T WALK ANDRUW JONES, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I also don't have a girlfriend.

In conclusion, I am looking forward to contributing here in the future. It should be a lot of fun. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some fantasy football teams to take care of.

- Kosta

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