Here is an image of Rainny in his "sexy pose" :
As you can see, behind his apparently kind visage lies a monster. One capable of unspeakable acts of evil; of unimaginable scenes of carnage; of harrowing instances of inhumanity; of moving far, far away and leaving all of his buddies behind in order to hang with the much cooler crowd of Nyack, New York.
But I don't hold it against him. Oh no, that would be far to petty and human. Mine is beyond that mortal coil; it is an apprehension of the realms of existance that man was never intended to see.
What the fuck am I talking about?
Oh well, here's a joke!
Heisenberg is driving down the street in a sweet, totally tricked out Escalade, when a cop pulls him over for speeding.
"Excuse me, sir" The cop asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"No" Heisenberg replies, taking off his pimp-ass purple fedora and sunglasses, "but I know right where I am!!"
HAHAHAHAHAH! ISN'T THAT FUNNY?!
No?
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RaiNny said...
Actually, I take back my comment...Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle jokes are ALWAYS funny!