Apparently, they kill the dog, drain it of all its blood, fill it with a saline solution, freeze it, then drain the saline, fill it back up with blood, and shock the shit out of it.
Here's an example of one such zombie dog:
How freaking awesome is that?! A zombie dog! A FUCKING ZOMBIE DOG!!!
My plans are all coming together, thank you American scientists!!! I would have expected such a breakthrough from my offshore Antarctic science center which has been working on zombie technology for the past 8 years, but they have failed me miserably, and for that they must suffer.
Now that the zombie dog has been created, the secret ninja training I've been giving my golden retriever combined with this technology will result in the best of both worlds: a zombie/ninja dog!
Yes, that's right. You'd better start quivering and bowing in fear and supplication; oh, you huddled masses! Thousands of zombie/ninja winston dogs are being created as you read this. There is no stopping us. Do you hear me?! NOTHING CAN STOP THE ZOMBIE DOG, NOTHING STOPS PURE PANTING DROOLING UNDEAD EVIL!!!!!!
Especially with ninja training. You see, that's the crux of my plan. You might be able to blow a normal zombie dog's head off with a well-placed shot, but a ninja/zombie dog that leaps out from the shadows, with assistance from other ninja dogs, and the multitude of weapons at their disposal, cannot simply be decapitated by your normal Joe "holed up in a fortified building" six pack.
zombie dogs....zombie dogs....zombie dogs....oh, christ, this is great. WINSTON, come here boy. We have work to do!!!!
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You know Doc, your blog is doomed to mediocre loserdom already. How do I know this you ask? Well, it's common knowledge that if you were someone of vast importance or of even the slightest coolness, that your blog would already be overflowing with comments out the ass. But alas, even in our cyber domains must we be banished from the praise that most have bequeathed upon them. Oh, poor Doc I knew him well...