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Friday, September 22, 2006

7:26 PM - HK_Newbie's Grandmammy

While out here in Washington state (more on this later), i've had the opportunity to visit family. For those of you who know none of my family-- or have only met the few of them in Pa-- you're about to learn much about my kin: mainly that they're gun toting psychos with a firm grasp of the redneck vernacular.



Yes. That's my granny in a wheelchair and cammo shooting an MP40 (though is it? Perhaps it's a downgraded model?). A few questions might come to mind. Namely, why give a senile old woman a fully automatic firearm and why in god's name would anyone-- especially someone who obviously lives square in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere and would be better off with some sort of long-range rifle for the impending commie-bastard invasion-- even OWN a military SMG?! The answer, my friends, for both questions is quite simple: because it's unbearably COOL (she really should've been wearing a bad-ass set of shades too. That would complete the geriatric assasin look she so obviously favors).



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