Yes. I shall.
Starting at the bar, I watched as a comrade of mine was cruelly bitten by Hagar the Horrible's wife...I forget the bitch's name, but rest assured, it was indeed her.
I was observing this, as I usually do, from my familiar perspective holding up my side of the bar. Then Hagar's wife came over to me, shouted in ancient Nordic, pointed at my Shaun of the Dead t-shirt, and sucker punched me in the face. I did not enjoy this, neither did the bouncer standing nearby, but everyone else seemed amused (they were aware of "International Antagonize Newbie Day") so the punch to the face was laughed off as one of those "cute" things drunken women do. In my humble opinion, it was not one of those things. Flashing me from the elevator--THAT is one of those cute things that drunk chicks do (and did. It was part of some Antagonize Newbie technique that didn't so much antagonize me, as it did please me highly). Take some lessons from your friends Helga: flash more, punch less.
Actually, no. I think I'd rather be punched.
It's 12:35 sunday morning. I'm wasted. I don't even remember the name of the bar we went to, but there was jager a plenty. I'll post more once i've recovered. 'night all!
