Yes, Ladies and gentleman, I managed to get ahold of the latest "banned" South Park episode using my l33test H4x0ring Skillz. I've said it before, and i'll say it again, Tom Cruise is a freak and deserves nothing from the public other than acidic ridicule. Thankfully, the writers for South Park agree with me (how could anyone DISAGREE with me?!) and decided to pen this particular script. Thank you, god, for occasional, satirical sanity; without which, the whole human race would degenerate into meaningless monkey rituals and cargo plane worshipping morons.
--HK_Newbie
P.S. Natedawg, this brings back memories of downloading SP episodes at the apt. and watching them while drinking gallons of self-distilled vodka and shooting it out of our noses...actually, I might have imagined that last part.
calamityJANE said...
i love this episode! actually, i might still have it on my HD.
after i saw this episode, i downloaded the R. Kelly videos where that "in the closet" crap is from...equally as hilarious only I think R. Kelly is being serious.
i found a copy of dianetics in my garage when i was younger. i think i brought it inside to my room. it might still be sitting on my shelf. unread.
calamityJANE said...
Also, has anyone thought that perhaps Eric is totally depressed and Scientology might just really make him happy again?
=) Just kidding.
hk_newbie said...
Jane, I hope that copy of dianetics STAYS UNREAD. Because, much like the Necronomicon Ex Mortis , just reading from the text will unleash all sorts of unspeakable evils.