Back to Washington: I don't know why they call it the "evergreen" state. Yes, yes, it has a ton of trees-- Whoop-dee-fucking-doo! But what does that tell us about the assholes who inhabit its political boarders? There's gotta be some truth in advertising, and it shouldn't restrain itself to describing the landscape.
Listen to me Washington State (this goes for the other 47 contiguous as well-- Hawaii and Alaska are self-righteous bitches, so they don't count): when you come up with a tagline, you gotta spice it up a bit. Lie! Make Shit Up! And for God's sake, don't come up with some pathetic, non-enticing truth!
What I always say is: if you're gonna lie, why not go balls out and say something totally ridiculous and unbelievable? Call it the "get laid" capital of the world, or the "most beautiful place on Earth" (except everyone already knows, that title is reserved for whatever 3 feet of personal space I'm currently occupying; so right now, a section of Washington is indeed "the most beautiful place on Earth").
Well folks, that's really about it. I went out on St. Patrick's Day. Got really, really drunk. Tossed my cookies in the hotel lobby (oh, they just loved that). And slept for 18 HOURS. All-in-all, it was a good weekend.
--HK_Newbie
