Reality is what stays behind when you stop believing in it. I never believed in anything in the first place, and there's still so much absurdity that it's hard to understand how the world can stay in orbit with all this wobbly, defective junk dancing around on its surface. If I were the earth, I'd be quite sick of all the dancing, hurling, and reproducing. Not to mention polka bands and accordions and all the other so-called "inventions" of the addled human brain meats. Enough of the vague allusions. Let's move on to something more concrete.
ARE YOU SEEING WHAT I'M SEEING? PART: THE FIRST.
Okay, I have a few questions. Why am I attracted to Link? Isn't Link supposed to be a dude. A bad-ass Mofo out to save the princess from the pig-like Gannondorf?
Second question: Those first few lines cannot be japanese. They must be the singer just vocalizing, rapping, scatting. Please tell me they have no meaning. PLEASE.
Third question: Zelda is an awesome cage dancer. Actually, that was more of a comment than a question.
Third REAL question: why does Zelda's voice sound like a geriatric female voice-actor doing her best impression of pure annoying condensed into a human form and given sentience?
But Daa-yum, they can dance. I've watched it about a hundred times now, and i've got the first couple of steps of Link's dance down pat. Look forward to a Doc rendition in the near, drunken future.
--HK_Newbie
