The Art Fag. You all know who I'm talking about. That super pretentious man-boy walking around your neighborhood with his tight girl jeans (probably borrowed from his sister) and an almost midriff bearing t-shirt sporting his sideparted long bangs haircut and acting tough about it. You have all seen an art fag before. But watch out, he is much closer to you than you think....
Yes, That is Ryan. What happened to him? I think he's been queer-eyed. This is going to be a true test of the phrase "love is blind."
However, if all the people who thought Ryan and I were together because we had the same hair are right...then Ryan's next girlfriend is...
However, if all the people who thought Ryan and I were together because we had the same hair are right...then Ryan's next girlfriend is...
RUKY!!!!
Apparently, everyone seems to like his hair a lot...for once, everyone likes something about Ryan that I...dislike somewhat. Sorry, Ryan, I do think your haircut is fabulous but how can I be with a guy who's prettier than me? If you ever want to go shopping, though, I'll be happy to help you into some skinny girly pants!!
All jokes aside, congratulations to Ryan for taking the plunge and saying goodbye to like 5 years of hair committment!
All jokes aside, congratulations to Ryan for taking the plunge and saying goodbye to like 5 years of hair committment!
-calamityJANE
RaiNny said...
The difference between me and these other guys is...I make this look good...
The Salvage Bar said...
I miss the smelly dreadlocks! Where are they? Did you at least keep them in a jar, instead of throwing them in the dumpster behind the parking lot for the geese?
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hey who threw matt davitt in there?
nice haircut there ryan.... the dreads had a good run. can i have one?