So I was walking around the neighborhood yesterday and people just couldn't keep their lips off me! Not since the days of yore, nay, pre-yore!, have I had such an incredible experience. It was as if my cheeks were comprised entirely of malnourished 3rd world children and other peoples' lips were hungry fruit flies. Luckily I had my personal photographer, Muhammed "Power Word: Stun" Smith, with me to document the truly monumentous event.







hk_newbie said...
don't worry jane, we know what they look like. They don't stand a chance against the combined might of the 4MR.
oh, and i'm probably not coming back until december, so bite me everyone; hermit-mode doc rises again!
calamityJANE said...
hm...this is all oddly familiar...