Case number 1: The idiot who thought she could drive up a light pole.
Honestly, I watched as she sped up, passing traffic on the right, riding half on the road and half on the sidewalk, when she finally noticed the light pole. At this point, she had four possible options:Swerve left.
Swerve right.
Stop the damn car.
Attempt to drive up the light pole.
Obviously, she thought the fourth option was the best of all possible choices, and she went for it. Bravo, bitch.
Case number 2: Without the right equipment? Improvise!
Okay, this particular mental giant was on a navy base in Albuquerque, on the side of the road, when his tire fell off his truck.
Allow me to explain that to you; his tire, the left rear tire, just kind of went rolling on its own way down the street, while his truck went a block or so on the rim. It was quite amusing at first. That is, until I watched him retrieve the tire, grabbing stones and other flat objects on the way back. "My god" I said aloud, "he's going to build a car jack out of RANDOM SHIT!!!!!" I went totally bugfuck, foaming at the mouth, bitting my tongue off, river dancing. I only river dance when really pissed, and man was I pissed. But you know what? He somehow managed to fix the truck without earning a well-deserved Darwin award. Let's hope he actually tightened the nuts this time.
I'm getting livid just thinking about it now. I should take a break and post the other pictures later. Why me, God? Why me?
---HK_Newbie
hk_newbie said...
Yea, "hot" being the functional word in that sentence. It's really freaking HOT in new mexico. People have HOT everything there.
Hot driving
hot eating
hot (insert verb here)
It does not denote anything particularly special about the act, NMG.
hk_newbie said...
No, loser, I forgot my cell phone at home, and i have no access to personal email out here. DIE.