In honor of my new love-affair (Super Paper Mario), I'd like to post my favorite Mario/Street Fighter cross-over.
For Great Justice!
--HK_Newbie
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
5:12 PM - Mario, What the hell happened to you?
Monday, April 23, 2007
4:53 PM - What is it you DO?
Occasionally, someone at a bar or party will ask me what it is, exactly, I do. Usually, I'll mutter under my breath for a minute and then make up something like "Ninja Assassin" or "Hot-Rich-Lady-Manslave". People don't believe me.
Today though, I found something that sums up (in a lesser extent) some of the day-to-day absurdity I have to deal with. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: PROJECT DESM
Also, this past Sunday, some dude walking his miniature poodle was mugged at gunpoint in the street under my bedroom window. I didn't know anything about it until all the police cars showed up and I saw the poodle (which i thought was an albino rat at first) barking at the prone form of the severely beaten dude in the middle of the street. The whole thing took about 3 minutes, police response was fast, and the guy is going to make a full recovery, but it's starting to make me think about my choice in living arrangements. That, or this is a strong lesson on NOT to take a miniature poodle for walks in a semi-dangerous section of town (which should be fairly obvious from the get-go really...)
--HK_Newbie
(This actually happened about a month or so ago, I just now got around to writing about it)
Today though, I found something that sums up (in a lesser extent) some of the day-to-day absurdity I have to deal with. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: PROJECT DESM
Also, this past Sunday, some dude walking his miniature poodle was mugged at gunpoint in the street under my bedroom window. I didn't know anything about it until all the police cars showed up and I saw the poodle (which i thought was an albino rat at first) barking at the prone form of the severely beaten dude in the middle of the street. The whole thing took about 3 minutes, police response was fast, and the guy is going to make a full recovery, but it's starting to make me think about my choice in living arrangements. That, or this is a strong lesson on NOT to take a miniature poodle for walks in a semi-dangerous section of town (which should be fairly obvious from the get-go really...)
--HK_Newbie
(This actually happened about a month or so ago, I just now got around to writing about it)
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
9:05 PM - I have a debilitating disease
No, no, no, no, not Asberger's--though some would claim differently. I have strep throat. My damn uvula is hanging, quite literally, into my throat and choking me every 5 seconds; each of my tonsils are roughly the size of my fist; and I keep on coughing (or depending on how much I drank that night, vomiting) up blood. Trust me, this is not fun.
But I have found a silver lining. People stay the fuck away from kids with strep. I begin my conversations with: "Hi! I'm Newbie. I have strep-throat!"
Without fail, the individual backs away from me and quickly spits out whatever issue they're having (because, of course, they wouldn't be talking to me unless something was wrong, right?).
I also went on an interview for a new job today and went berserk on the HR lady cause her initial offer wasn't high enough. Don't I feel like a cool-guy?
Answer: no, not really.
Oh, by the way, this is possibly the sexiest picture EVER:
Oh, before I forget, since RE4 is coming out for the Wii (which i love, BTW, i just finished Zelda) I should post this.
How NOT to play RE2:
--HK_Newbie
But I have found a silver lining. People stay the fuck away from kids with strep. I begin my conversations with: "Hi! I'm Newbie. I have strep-throat!"
Without fail, the individual backs away from me and quickly spits out whatever issue they're having (because, of course, they wouldn't be talking to me unless something was wrong, right?).
I also went on an interview for a new job today and went berserk on the HR lady cause her initial offer wasn't high enough. Don't I feel like a cool-guy?
Answer: no, not really.
Oh, by the way, this is possibly the sexiest picture EVER:
Oh, before I forget, since RE4 is coming out for the Wii (which i love, BTW, i just finished Zelda) I should post this.
How NOT to play RE2:
--HK_Newbie
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